He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
