Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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