sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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