did you get engaged???
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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