I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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