i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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