I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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