forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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