did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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