Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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