I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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