i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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