You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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