they need to just BURY HIM!
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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