It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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