So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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