i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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