he wants to bone in the snuggie
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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