So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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