I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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