Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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