I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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