ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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