It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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