I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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