Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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