she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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