How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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