Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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