hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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