Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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