david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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