i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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