I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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