brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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