haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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