their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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