That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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