puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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