I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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