Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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