I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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