I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
All the doctor said was why
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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