i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
