But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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