people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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