she looked like the before picture.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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