What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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