remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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