In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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