best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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