Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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