how can u be prego again
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
