i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize